Boyfriend material, if we're being honest. But she'd have to be something really special. Like 36C at least.
Von Matterhorn is an industry leader in the manufacture of cute shoes, walk-in closets, chocolate, ponies, chocolate ponies, and female orgasms.
He is believed to be the leader in penis-size to wealth ratio (ala crazy/hot scale) with Lorenzo 3 inches ahead of other prominent billionaires
acerca de las págs. web, habéis visto esto? xD
"The exact date and circumstances of his birth are unknown since he was immediately placed in a basket and tossed in a river"
que cracks
